An After-Service Theology Arguer?
Almost every congregation has at least
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Am I referring to the pianist?
Am I referring to the deacons?
Am I referring to that lady who complains at length to all the
visiting preachers about her husband (she no longer has her own
pastor's sympathetic ear!)
I am referring to that dread of all visiting preachers, the
after-service theology arguer!
Those of us who have moved around quite a bit and preached in
various places have all met them.
These individuals (for some reason that I cannot understand, they
seem invariably to be men rather than ladies), will listen
intently during the sermon for something which they can later
argue about; it really makes one wonder how much they are missing
which could be beneficial to them! But, then again, these
'theology arguers' often seem to feel that they have already
attained all biblical knowledge so, perhaps, that does not worry
them! If they cannot find anything, they seem to get a little
depressed; they will not cheerfully say 'goodbye' to the
preacher/minister when he leaves, but will just summon-up a kind
of grudging 'half-smile'. The truth is, they have not got into a
theological fracas and so the morning/evening just has not been
the same for them!
Almost always these individuals will have some 'flare point' -
something they have set themselves up as being
'church-watchers' to guard against; it is no good one
attempting to guess what this might be because one is almost
always wrong, but there is always some particular thing which
they have put themselves on (unofficial) guard duty to
watch out for.
If the congregation is Arminian in overall approach, they may be
looking out for the slightest indications of Calvinism creeping
in. If they hear that word, grace, their ears immediately twitch,
since "everyone" knows that only Calvinists use that word, don't
they? If the congregation is Calvinist/reformed in overall
approach, perhaps such individuals will be 'standing guard'
against too much mention of 'good works' in our lives - has not
our Redeemer already accomplished those good works? Certainly, if
the congregation is in the fundamentalist deep south of the
United States in which the 'KJV only' banner has been
proudly raised, any visiting preacher should beware of even being
seen with any non-KJV Bible, since that may well be the 'flare
point' for any lurking after-service theology arguers!
Sometimes it is the slightest indication of 'liberalism' which
they set out to guard against. But it soon becomes glaringly
obvious why these 'watchers' are purely unofficial - they
are almost invariably bad judgers of the facts and are mostly
greatly handicapped by a serious lack of knowledge. The truth is,
they are far too concerned with looking for shortcomings in
others and don't appear to realise that they have fallen into a
judgmental rut without enough spiritual acumen or biblical
knowledge to even be aware of this!
These people often present a problem for visiting preachers since
they often pounce so suddenly on something which just seems so
inconsequential to the unprepared visitor. Then - quite often -
they will be prepared to raise their voice and loudly argue their
point. The unfortunate 'under-attack' minister will usually
quickly discern that the person's problem is that they just
simply don't understand their 'flare point' subject as much as
they think that they do.
But its been said that the hardest people to argue with are those
who think that their own knowledge of a subject is the sum total
of the available knowledge on that subject!
Neither does any visiting speaker (who could even be under
consideration as a future pastor) want to be remembered as the
one who got into that almighty argument with 'stubborn old Joe
Jenkins' - should not the preacher have known better? Indeed,
might this even be deemed as a lack of pastoral skill?
My recent encounter with one of these sincere, but so often
misguided, folks was an encounter which I really should have seen
coming! At the conclusion of a very pleasant service I made my
way, with others, to the large room where tea, coffee, soft
drinks and biscuits were offered to the congregation. During the
course of enjoying a nice cup of tea I noticed a man whom I had
spotted before in this congregation. The man never appeared to be
in a group with others but seemed to stand alone a lot (this
should have alerted me!!). I thought that it was a little
unfortunate that this rather intense looking man was enjoying his
drink well away from the others, so was determined to go across
to him and to offer him a firm and friendly handshake, which is
what I did.
The man was wearing a pullover/jumper which was, perhaps, not in
its first few years of life, but such a thing would never bother
me - perhaps he was struggling financially. The conversation
started well enough; I heard no complaints about the service or
about the sermon. Then suddenly I heard a few words which alerted
me to the fact that I may have collided with yet another
'after-service theology arguer' - "Its terrible the way some
of them come in here!" I was a little taken-aback and I also
had no idea what my friend (whom I will now call 'Bill')
The weather had been hot so some were coming to church in very
light summer clothing. I initially thought that Bill was
addressing his comments in the direction of some of these people,
but checked my thoughts upon reflection that Bill himself was no
model of 'Sunday best' smartness. But I had got it wrong -
massively so. Apparently, Bill's problem is that a few of us
dress ourselves too smartly for church services!! This,
apparently, is Bill's personal 'flare point' "They just dress
themselves up all smart in order to impress each other - no other
reason on earth to do it" said Bill.
I quickly attempted to point out the other side of this: that if
we felt that we were going into the company of Queen Elizabeth
II, we would all attire ourselves smartly in honor of her office,
is that not even more so when we are coming into the company of
the Lord Jesus Christ??
But Bill was no longer listening as he had launched into a tirade
against anybody who might suggest that one should attempt to
attire oneself reasonably smartly when attending church! Of
course I knew by this stage that I had indeed come into the
company of a 'theology arguer' and I knew from sheer experience
that he would rather raise his voice into a yell than even
consider some other point of view. The words continued to pour
"The Bible says it plain: God does not judge by the outward
appearance but by the heart! We are to worship in spirit and
truth - what we wear does not matter!"
By now Bill was indeed yelling. The tragedy of it is that Bill
was certainly partly correct (and partly in error) I would
have loved to explain the best approach to this whole topic from
the Scriptures, but Bill did not want that. Why should he bother
about that? He had already set himself up as the
(unofficial) guardian of the wearing of what he considered
to be the most appropriate clothing for Christian services, so
why should he listen to any other point of view? And of course,
all 'after-service theology arguers' always seem to lack
balance; they have usually adopted an extreme position and will
So what of this matter of appropriate clothing and apparel for
Well, this varies around the world and that is fine. There is no
doubt that some of the early missionaries were mistaken in their
efforts to get people in places like Africa to dress like
Europeans in order to be 'decent' - cultural differences
should be respected. It is also certainly true that a few have
taken 'Sunday smartness' to an extreme; the ladies must
wear hats, the men must wear suits, preferably grey, blue
or black. I know a congregation not too far from us just like
that! It would be unthinkable for one of the men in this
congregation to wear an open-necked shirt with no tie even in the
most scorching of weather!
But is this not a little silly? If its fine for a lady to wear a
dress or blouse which has an open neck and short sleeves - why
not men? Where is the 'commandment' which says that this must
not happen?? Also there is no doubt that, in these
circumstances, a very few dress themselves simply to impress
others. But where I would take issue with Bill is that I believe
that it is only a very few who attire themselves in such a way
just in order to impress others. Okay, to dress smartly to go to
a Christian service has become something of a tradition, but I
happen to think that it is rather a good and appropriate one,
since we need to make a difference to the way we do things when
we come into the company of Jesus Christ! (Matthew 18:20) Going
to church is not just like going to the beach or to the
shopping mall! Bill was right in saying that God does not judge
by outward appearances, but that is no argument for purposely
'dressing down', wearing sweaters, tee shirts and old jeans when
going to church (which Bill advocated).
As James pointed out, if we show partiality to others according
to the way they dress we actually sin (James 2:1-7). But James
was speaking in a time and context where a few were extremely
poor and a problem had developed where more wealthy Christians
apparently thought themselves superior to these people - James
rightly condemned this attitude. But in today's western world,
even the poorest are able to wear smart and pleasant clothes; if
we still discriminate against them or show prejudice toward them
because they are less well-off, we sin. But nothing in any
of this tells me that we should not wear appropriately smart
clothes when we attend a Christian service. Certainly, if we wear
outlandishly eye-catching clothes (and, frankly, a few of
you ladies do occasionally err here), then we do wrong - but
we should honour the importance and occasion of coming before God
for spiritual teaching.
A further Scripture which we may consider here is the Parable of
the Wedding Banquet! (Matthew 22:1-14). Of course, the message in
this parable was that the Jews were being set aside in favour of
the Gentiles. But as an aside during this parable, verses 11-13,
the man who attended in inappropriate clothing was plainly
considered to have been an insult to the whole occasion, but
especially to the host (in typology, God the Father!) Of course,
the real meaning here speaks of the necessity to wear the fine,
clean apparel of Jesus Christ - we are to be clothed with
righteousness! But we can't just reject the particular typology
which God has used to illustrate the point: anybody clothing
themselves innappropriately at a Jewish Wedding was considered to
be dishonoring the occasion and the host!
So I would make a plea for wisdom and balance in this area of
appropriate apparel for Christian services! Do a few come along
in jeans? Don't judge them! Do others prefer to wear smart suits,
skirts or dresses? That is fine, and is probably more
But, perhaps more seriously, what of these perennial
'after-service theology arguers'?
I'm afraid we are probably always going to have them! My own
opinion is that they tend to be insecure people; unfortunately,
they can also be bombastic, overly-assertive and sometimes just
Why don't we all just decide to pray for these people?
Does your congregation have one?
Might it even be you??
Robin A. Brace.
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